Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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