what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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