i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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