I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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