4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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