lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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