So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's rum buckets o'clock
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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