That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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