Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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