Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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