I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
