I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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