is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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