I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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