Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
