U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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