Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Who died my cat blue again?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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