her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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