How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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