I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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