Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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