In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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