If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Terrible idea I love it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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