Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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