The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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