Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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