you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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