I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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