i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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