y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she peed on how many people?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
