I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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