I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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