Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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