i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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