Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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