Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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