There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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