She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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