My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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