i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The struggles of a small town man whore
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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