waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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