Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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