Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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