would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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