apparently the secret to your success is patron
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We're too hungover to prance.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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