Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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