One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
well you can't waste a boner
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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