you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My ass is underappreciated
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Randomize
