I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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