just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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