So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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