i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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