So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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