my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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