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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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