so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I need water and some morals
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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